@IHAVE
THE ROMANIAN PRAG
🇷🇴
From Romania. Always in my DMs saying 'Vape please stop gambling u are dumb'. He doesn't get it. You don't stop. You reload. Still love him though.
WAR ROOM / NO PRAGS ALLOWED
THE
CRYPTO
BROS
We don't have a group chat. We have a war room. My bros are all crypto bros — launching shitcoins, fading tops, buying rugs with conviction. Ihave from Romania tells me to stop gambling. Ezio tips me money, then takes custody of my launch funds because he knows I'd gamble them all. We ape first, read the whitepaper never, and blame the dev when it dumps.
02 / THE CREW
DEGENS
TOGETHER.
Every great degen needs a crew that enables the worst decisions. We share screenshots at 4 AM, repost charts with no context, and treat every new launch like a bonus buy. Some call it an echo chamber. We call it family.
7CORE BROS
0WHITEPAPERS READ
∞RUGS BOUGHT WITH CONVICTION
ARCHIVE_001 / BEFORE THE RUGTHE BOYS.
REAL FOOTAGE / ZERO ROADMAP
FOUR BROS.
ONE BRAIN CELL.
This is what the board meeting looks like: one bro checks the chart, one opens the casino, one asks which chain we launch on, and nobody remembers who has the deployer wallet. Somehow we still ship.
FOUNDING BROS
@EZIO
THE BANK / 1M ATH DEV
🏧
Made 1M ATH as a crypto dev and keeps tipping me money. I take every cent and run it straight into bonus buys. Now he holds my share of the launch funds because he knows if he sends it, I will gamble every dollar into Gates of Olympus. He says no on-chain launch with me unless he controls the wallet. Fair.
@REKTBIG
THE ON-CHAIN LAUNCHER
⛓️
Wakes up wanting to launch something on-chain. Any chain, any hour, zero roadmap. If the contract compiles, Rektbig calls it utility. If it rugs, he calls it a community takeover and launches the next one.
MEET THE WAR ROOM
@LAUNCHBRO
TOKEN ARCHITECT
Deploys contracts at 3 AM, forgets to renounce, then apes the dip he created. Has launched more rugs than he has slept nights.
@RUGBULL
CHART SURGEON
Can smell a dev wallet dump from three time zones away. Buys tops with conviction and calls the wick 'a gift'.
@FADEKING
PROFESSIONAL FADER
Ignored every coin that did 100x. Holds the bag on every coin that did -99%. His consistency is unmatched.
@CHATGENERAL
HYPE ENGINE
Types 'WAGMI' into twelve different group chats simultaneously. Believes memes are leverage and caps lock is alpha.
THE BRO CODE
APE FIRST.
ASK NEVER.
- 01APE FIRST
The whitepaper is a PDF. The chart is a feeling.
- 02NEVER TAKE PROFIT
Selling is for pragmatists. We don't do that here.
- 03ALWAYS BUY THE RUG
If the dev is anonymous, the dev is famous.
- 04GROUP CHAT = WAR ROOM
Every screenshot is alpha. Every voice note is financial advice.
- 05IF EZIO TIPS, YOU BUY
Free money is just leverage with extra steps.
- 06IGNORE IHAVE
He plays demo mode and calls it wisdom.
- 07LET REKTBIG DEPLOY
No sleep, no roadmap, no problem. Put the nonsense on-chain.
THEY WILL BE IN THE CHAT WHEN IT HAPPENS.